When uber-hot model Padma Lakshmi married literary giant Salman Rushdie, who looks like an aging amphibian, it left us baffled. However, as literary types ouselves, it also made us proud. Lakshmi has since divorced Rushdie, and has been striving to make a name for herself in the culinary world. Which is why this suggestive TV ad she did for the fast-food chain Hardee's also left us scratching our heads. Again, we're not complaining.