Every year, the forward-thinking designers at Victoria's Secret come up with getups that would make a normal woman look bat$#!@ crazy. Then the Fashion Show producers hire the most mesmerizing women to convince the world that these confections are gorgeous.

We'd like to pause momentarily and ask you take a second look at the oddest things that came out of Victoria's closet .

If, by chance you're too busy looking at the models to care, we understand. And if you want to see some "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" video, check it out here.

The Weirdest Victorias Secret Outfits We Found

    Duck and Cover

    Somewhere in New Jersey there's a couch missing its slipcover.

    Combo Deal

    What guy doesn't fantasize about a leopard dressed up as a "Star Wars" storm trooper?

    Holy What?

    Can you really get a gospel choir to perform anywhere these days? Is there anything even tangentially religious about a lingerie show? (OK, the first person to mention the "heavenly models" gets a pinch.)

    The Grab Bag

    Basically, this is the Halloween costume you come up with at 6:45 p.m. when all of your friends are already down the block. You just spend the rest of the night trying to explain it.

    Willy What?

    If there isn't an X-rated version of "Willy Wonka," there should be.

    Stand Back

    We can't say where they rammed the Roman candle to get this effect, but it's pretty amazing.

    Shower of Love

    No one ever knows what to do with the leftover decorations from a baby shower. Now you know.

    Hot and Cool

    Remember, when you're walking in an auditorium wearing next to nothing, stay toasty with a pair of llama boots.

    Crowning Touch

    Bulky sweater, Statue of Liberty crown and sports pass? If this combination of accessories was on any woman who wasn't a model, she'd probably look like your grandmother heading off to a bingo game.

    Don't Stand So Close

    Surprisingly, this is the same outfit Sting wore in "Dune." Shine it up with a little polish, and it looks brand new.