Los Angeles jeans maker Key Closet is making the jeans you never knew you needed. Forget about rhinestones or acid wash -- you can show the world that you're willing to put your money where your arse is with a new line of designer jeans that go for a cool Rs40,000. That's right, forty actual grand -- and they're not even bulletproof. The glitzy garb includes 1,000 Swarovski crystals, hand-drawn designs and one-carat diamonds. Of course, we'd only consider picking up a pair if the design says "Zeppelin Rules" and they come with a bodyguard.
Key Closet claims to be committed to social responsibility, so 30 percent of the proceeds will go to building schools in Uganda, where we're sure they love hearing stories about Europeans wearing trousers that cost about as much as feeding their entire village.
