There is both good and bad news for fans of the mysterious yeti. The good news is that a fresh sighting of the mythological beast has captured the media's imagination. The bad news it turns out Sasquach is a massive pervert.Justyna Folger, 19, was taking a dip in the river in Poland's Tatra mountain region wearing only a bikini when she spotted a shadowy figure sitting on the opposite bank, watching her every move.
At first she thought the beast was a bear, but when it stood up and ran away she changed her mind, and now believes that it could only have been a Yeti.
There have recently been a number of Yeti sightings across the Tatra mountains causing many Yeti-hunters to flock there. We wonder if this latest incident will mean they start taking bikini-clad babes with them as bait? Or if yeti costumes will suddenly take over from the dirty mac as the shadowy gentleman's attire of choice?
In related news, apparently ET is in the Priory being treated for internet porn addiction, mermaids can't get enough of shopping for handbags (well it wasn't going to be shoes, was it?) and the Loch Ness Monster is hooked on Crystal Meth.
