No matter where you stand on the propriety or impropriety of bullfighting, one thing is pretty much indisputable: It's no fun for the bull. Also unfun, but considerably less stabby, is the up-and-coming sport called "bull dallying," or, to use a word from this century, "bull teasing." The town of San Sebastian in central Spain is the epicenter of this cruelty-reduced form of f**king with bulls. The idea, essentially, is to piss the bull off without getting gored. That's it. No swords. No capes. No tight, sequined pants. No killing (of bulls, anyway). People just jump out of the stands in their street clothes, "dally" the bulls, and then run the hell away. It's kind of like a gym membership, but without free towels and with live bulls.
We've always been a little uneasy with original recipe for bullfighting, so we're going to do our part to promote the idea of simply making the bulls feel bad about themselves. It's for your own good, guys.
