Living in a man's world is no mean task for women. But living in an Indian man's world... Well, when you say words fall short, this is one topic that epitomizes it. But are women going to say that and be quiet about it? No way! That was just a polite introduction. We asked a few women what they truly hate about Indian men and this is what they had to spew at us. Starting with:

10. The tight net tops/sweaty vests
"Women get the fact that men can become unreasonable and childish when it comes to their 'muscles' and 'packs'. But to cramp them into those see-through net tops! We assure you Salman Khan did not look cool in it and if he was on the road wearing it, a few "eeew! gross" comments would have been thrown his way."

9. The bat and the ball craze
"OK guys, while cricket is a great game and we will even go as far as to say it is entertaining, it isn't the centre of the universe around which we all revolve. The constant obsession and the zombie like state you get into at every match on TV (and there are a lot of that too) is very very annoying."

8. Peeing on the road
"We understand men are at an advantage when it comes to peeing in public. But really, peeing on the road is such a put off. Try and understand that the rest of us need to use the roads too and passing smelly walls and having to side step your puddles isn't our cup of tea."


7. Deodorants. Heard of them?
"Body odour, we agree is not something people choose on purpose. But guys, taking care of it is. We get that Indian men determine their manliness by the amount of chest hair, underarm hair and all kinds of hair they are able to sprout, but try and understand that science works a certain way. Hairy guys trap sweat and the last time we checked -- sweat stinks! So give the deodorant a try, really. Or get your women gas masks."

6. Throwing stones at dogs
"Guys, fact of life, dogs do have sex. The little puppies didn't get dropped by the storks. We understand it hurts your pride to see them getting more action than you do, but really, throwing stones when you see them "doing it" their style isn't getting you anywhere closer to solving that problem."

5. Kareena and Katrina
"Seriously, are they even that hot? Okay, we can agree with Katrina to a certain extent, but Kareena? Size zero or not, her wallpapers on your computers and mobile phones only make us wonder what guys find attractive in women."

4. Your maachans and yaars
"Spare us your 'guys' night out' stories. We really don't believe most "Maachan, you won't believe what happened ..." stories -- or how potent your farts were! And yes, we understand that the fight after the zillionth beer, where you all shadow boxed and thought you beat up each other was very cool. But don't you think some things are cooler left unsaid?"

3. 'Guys don't gossip'
"We 'annoying' females might sit and gossip all night (ok let's be fair, nights and days), but hey, it is our way of keeping a tab on what's happening around us. We might occasionally show flashes of claws too; but fellows we have heard the locker room talk, and trust us when we say that our claws fall short compared to the metal spokes you men bring out."

2. "I want a pakka Indian bride"
"Sliding up to the woman in the shortest skirt and highest heels, buying the one with the sex-tousled hair the drinks, diamonds for the one who is funky enough to get into blouses two sizes smaller, classifying girls who enjoy their drink 'cool'; but come to matters of the home, and you want a 'desi' bride!"

1. Private adjustments?
"As women, we will be the first to admit; we cannot comprehend what's going down there with you all. And we do understand it must be difficult walking around with things that are errr... not in one place but can move around(?). But really; we put up with the snorting and the spitting and the other shudder-worthy display out of love. Do we really need to see that being tucked and adjusted so often?"

Phew.

Now, some of you women are probably going: "Just 10? Ha! I can give you more!". Well then, if you got even more things you hate about Indian men, let us know in our comments below.